I liek Halloweens and candies. I liek littlekids too, but they are scared of me.
Halloween is my birthday! I did not know it until Lady told me. Then she put a paper hat on my head with an elastic that snapped me and I did not liek that and everybody sang a loud song. I did not liek that either.
Then Lady gave me a cupcake with fire on it and people laughed and flashylighted me then I got to eat the cake that smelled like burning wax because of fire.
I do not liek a fire. It stinks.
I do not liek a birthday. I hope I don't get another one soon.
Lady says I am 'six.' I hope I can eat that.
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A Dawg With a Blawg
Critics Say:
- "Is that a microphone or a late night snack?" - Pepper
- "He has KANGAROO feet!" - Meemaw
- "What a fine and bushy tail!" - Papa
- "His tail is for sale!" - Gabby
- "Dammit, Otto!" - Joe
- "What's WRONG with him??!?" - Christina
- "Pants pants pants!" - Ramona
- "He's handsome!" - Gerry (neighbor)
- "He's so majestic and playful!" - Gabby
1 comment:
LOL, Otto can eat six, he can eat anything!!!
Hell, he sometimes eats tin cans! Doors, steel crates, poop, um, I mean, robbers! Yeah, he likes to eat robbers1!!
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