Breads!

I lieks bread.  I lieks to eat teh breads.  When peoples leave breads onna counter, I'ma have it.  I'ma wait 'til tehere asleep, then stand up on my hind legs and get teh breads.  Last night I had a whole bag of hamburger bunses.  No hamburgers, just bunses.  Then!  I got in trouble today when lady got up all grumpy at 5:00.  Teh breads was still onna floor but teh bag was open.  Dis is why teh breads is onna fridge over here.  Lady just forgot, but I guess she won't tnever forget again.  I remminded her!  

I liek breads.

My Christmas, by Otto Red

Mom promised me a treat!

Here I am, helping dad in the back yard.

Nobody ever holds me like this!!

...but I get lots of pettage.

My Christmas bed.  Do I have to share?